imajunky

About Me

I'm a digitial media man.

I like to pretend I'm good at pool, arguing, video production, and writing but not necessarily in that order. I love my wife and it pleases me entirely too much that she is capable of tolerating me. As a kid, people always said I was mature for my age. Most people wouldn't say that about me now.

I flirt with my wife every day and spend much of my time finding new and creative ways to grab her ass without my kids taking notice of my perverted behavior.

I am the father of two girls and someday I hope to have at least one more pup. Until then I'll just have to continue behaving like the third child in the family. Good luck honey.

Want to know more? Poke your head into my galleries and journals. I almost always have more to say than most people want to read, but hey... My site, my rules.

My Interests

Yeah, I'm an artist too. I love using oils, acrylics, pencil and sculpting with just about everything. I used to sling ink to pull in some extra bucks, but I never really took it very seriously., I like taking pictures. In fact, I love taking pictures. If I thought I could make any money at it, I'd probably accrue a disgusting amount of debt just to go to a decent photography school. But I am smart enough to know that I'm too far along in my current life path to change directions now, and I'm not really all that talented with a camera in the first place., I also love my tools. Carpentry is just like any other type of art, with one difference. Precision is necessary. You can cheat with most other mediums, but if you screw up the measurements and angles on a cut, you're screwed., I guess film is like that, in a way. When it comes to working with video and stills, lighting is everything. But then again, what the hell do I know?

Music

Progressive trance, classic rock, hard rock and a bunch of stuff I have yet to find a way to classify.

Movies

Too many to name.

Television

TV generally sucks, but I used to get sucked into The Practice. Crossing Jordan and Without a Trace have also been known to pull me in. Lately, I've become enamoured with Arrested development, which, in my opinion, should mark the beginning of a great comeback for funny TV shows. However, it doesn't look like its going to be around very long. The network that owns it seems to be going out of its way to make the show fail. I haven't seen any signs of marketing for this show since it first hit the small screen, and now their cutting the final season short. Too bad.

Books

Anything by Richard Russo. If you aren't familiar with his work, go shopping. You won't be dissapointed.