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    <title>imajunky's Journals on Buzznet</title>
    <description><![CDATA[I'm a digitial media man.

I like to pretend I'm good at pool, arguing, video production, and writing but not necessarily in that order. I love my wife and it pleases me entirely too much that she is capable of tolerating me. As a kid, people always said I was mature for my age. Most people wouldn't say that about me now.

I flirt with my wife every day and spend much of my time finding new and creative ways to grab her ass without my kids taking notice of my perverted behavior.

I am the father of two girls and someday I hope to have at least one more pup. Until then I'll just have to continue behaving like the third child in the family. Good luck honey.

Want to know more? Poke your head into my galleries and journals. I almost always have more to say than most people want to read, but hey... My site, my rules.]]></description>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Wild thangs]]></title>
	      <link>http://imajunky.buzznet.com/user/journal/1433/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[Every
so often I'm reminded why it is so important for me to teach my rugrats
the difference between playtime and listen-to-daddy time. I play with
them, I get into being a kid and I make them forget that I'm a
grown-up. And then when it's time to drop the hammer and get into daddy
mode, it bites me in the ass.<br>

<br>
"I don't want to!"<br>
<br>
I hear those words way more often than I should. Most of the time it
doesn't bother me so much, because I've developed a system of
distracting my 3-year-old into submission. Most of the time it works,
sometimes it doesn't. And when things get tough, its usually my beloved
Yasuka who has to pay the price.<br>
<br>
I get to go to work and escape domesticity for most of the day, while
she stays home to deal with a child who spends alot of time testing her
bounderies. If that isn't enough, she also has to take care of a
toddler who has finally figured out how to walk, run and cry for
attention.<br>
<br>
I've always had respect for parents who stayed home to care for the
children. Now that I'm a parent, that respect has grown exponentially.<br>
<br>
My wife isn't just a mom... She's superhuman.<br>
<br>
I guess that's the price you pay for having the world's cutest kids.


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	      <dc:creator>imajunky</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2005-08-02T23:35:01Z</dc:date>
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